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Te ahua tino pai.
e hiahia ana ahau ki te whaowhia ratou
Me whai titties ia.
He hongi koe ano he hoa
Kao, ka mohio ahau, ko te tangata wiwi. Ka moe ia, ka hoatu he wahine ki roto i te waha me te ure. Engari he aha ia i kihi ai i te pito o te wahine? He ahua rerekee, kaore? Ki ahau nei ehara te wahine i te wahine kairau, engari mena he pera, he aha te take e kore ai e hoatu e ia ki roto i te waha kaore he ure? He tino pai ki a au me te wahine noa i te 69 te tuunga ki te whakangao me te kore he ure, me te tino pai ki a raua. Na tenei me whakawhirinaki tetahi ki tetahi me te whanaungatanga noa.
Kei te tohe atu ahau ki a koe, homai te ingoa o te tauira.
Kei te pirangi ano ahau ki te moe.
I whakatau te kakaho me tona tinana kiri ki te korero tuatahi, ki te whakaatu i te wairua. Na ka tits nui. I te haere tonu ka mau te tikaokao a tana hoa.
Ka haere enei mokopuna ki tawhiti! Ka taea e nga kaipahua pono anake te mihi ki a koroua i te tau hou i roto i tenei huarahi. Na ka tuhia e raua he reta ki a Santa e hiahia ana raua ki te tikaokao nui me te pakeke i te po o te Tau Hou - na ka hoatu e ia he tiihi ki a koroua, ka makona raua. Kei te whakaaro ahau he aha te mea i tuhia e te tupuna ki a Santa Claus? ))
Ko nga ataata e pa ana
Teina fucking tona tuahine, no comment.