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Aroha mai, e Liana, he patai taku ki a koe.
Pai sh*t.
He aha te ra kare i tino pai - i te tuatahi ka mau i a ia, katahi ka hoatu ki roto i te waha. Ahakoa ki te titiro koe ki te taha kanapa, he aha - he pai ake te noho ki te whare herehere? Karekau he tiihi, karekau he kupu. A, ki te whakatau i tana whanonga, kaore ia i waia ki te whakakahore i a ia ano. Ko te mahi pupuhi he wahi keke mo ia. Ka tuwha ia ki runga ki tona mahunga ka mahi ki runga. A ko te kaitiaki - kua whakaritea e ia he rapunga, no reira ka tere te hopu ia ia. He arorau te mutunga mo te uwha - kua ki tona waha i te parāoa, kua paru hoki ona ngutu. A e wiriwiri ana ia i tona hiku ano he ngeru kua tae ki te kirīmi kawa.
Me pehea te tango i tetahi ataata?
Lena he aha te taone?
Ko nga ataata e pa ana
He wahine ataahua me nga tits whakamiharo, he aha te rip-off! Kei te tino mohio ahau ki te taangata, kaore e taea te whakakore i taua taangata, ka taea e koe te pahua i a ia i etahi atu wa!